The Netflix Curse

  So I’ve noticed some people freaking the fuck out about the Obamas hooking up with Netflix to do some stuff that no one really gives a shit about…. Well…I’m here to tell you that there is a silver lining to this cloud… Netflix has the magical power to destroy people…. It’s true…. And I […]

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H&M… You’re a Bad Monkey…

Well Hell… H&M is racist…  Let’s add that to the soon to be long list of other stuff that is racist in 2018…. Apparently they put a black kid in a shirt that says……. COOLEST MONKEY IN THE JUNGLE……..   Oh…. The HORROR…..!!!!!!!!   I’m going to go out on a limb here… (oh wait…monkeys […]

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The Truth Above Haves and Have Nots

When I was growing up….we didn’t have much….. Sure we had a house….food….animals….(a lot of them because we had a small farm)….clothes…soap…electricity…running water….you know…. the usual stuff…..but there were a lot of things that we didn’t have…… We didn’t have a lot of things because we didn’t need those things…….   This morning I have decided to […]

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Raising Non-Binary Pets

It’s happening…. It’s really happening….. People are now raising there pets as if they not only understand…but want to be a part of this wonderful new trend called the sexual spectrum…. Will this madness never end…?? Of course… just like everything these trenders partake in….they can only do things half assed…. I haven’t figured out […]

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How To Pick Up a Real Woman

Hi…..How are you..??.. Don’t I know you…??… What’s your sign…??.. Those are the basic icebreakers for conversation…. Well…. not the last one…but it could be if you are talking to the right woman….. Not the one that looks like she’s going to pull out her phone and call the cops because you eye-raped (looked) at her […]

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