The Transmission in a Rental Car…….

Last week I had to rent a car…..Now…..where I live there are very few rental car options…..very few…..like three fucking cars few….so I… of course…. got stuck with a car that I was certain I was going to die in….but lo and behold….I am still here……..

Now….the only thing fewer than rental cars in my area are trannys….. In fact…there is only one that I know of….. Now….I don’t want to be a total asshole here….and she is a nice person and all….. but ever since her transformation…..she talks to everyone……. and unfortunately that includes me…..

 

BUT……

 

Last week when I pulled up to the gas pump on the other side of hers and she started bumping her gums….I ACTUALLY learned something………

 

Here’s how the conversation went and I will use the word her because she did get her dick cut off………..

 

Her: I rented one of those cars last week to a trip to the coast and loved it….It had a ton of power and got great gas mileage….

Me: Yes…I just rented it and am returning it right now and it was a good little car (I only said this because I didn’t die in it)……..

Her: Yes the ONE I rented was really zippy too….

Me: Yes… THIS car and it is pretty fast…..

Her: But that car was fast also…..

Me: You mean this car..??…

Her: No….that car……..

Me: This is the car….the same car…..

Her: No…I rented that car…….

Me: This is a rental car…the same rental car that you had last week…..

Her: But I rented that car….

Me: I do not own this car….it is a rental…the same car you drove last week…

Her: Oh it is….

Me…Yeah……

 

So here’s what I learned….

 

 

I have been wrong all along….Yes getting your dick cut of does….in fact…… make you a woman because there is no way in hell that conversation would have taken place had I been talking to a man………….

 

It would have went like this…..

 

Him.. Obviously noticing the rental company sticker in the window immediately: I rented that car last week….

Me: Is that right…??…

Him: Yep

 

That’s all….. and that alone is a good reason to keep your dick………..

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