I’m Body Positive That Fat Girls Are Privileged…….

Body positivity…. Not only is it sweeping the world….it’s making people unhealthy…. Now when a person gets a disease…like cancer…they tend to get treatment…. Same applies to most health problems…. but…if you are overweight….(and over sensitive)… you tell yourself….and others…. that you like the way you are….and therefore do absolutely nothing to fix yourself……

I must say that most of the proponents for body positivity are women…. Fat men really don’t seem to worry about their figure as much…so they are less likely to become delusional…..I think this is because men have a higher chance of going bald…therefore they are more realistic about the way they are going to look when they get older….. Either way body positivity is ridiculous… Not because it’s bad to be secure with yourself and the way you look…. The real reason being that…. It’s fucking fake….

It wouldn’t bother me as much if there weren’t countless…pointless articles floating around talking about how other people should cater to a body positive person….especially during the holiday season…(I’m sorry…but if you are stuffing your face full of Christmas cookies and there are now hardly any left for me…I’m going to say something)…… In these articles they shame family members into not only keeping their opinions on chunky monkeys to themselves…they actually expect them to go along with their warped world view….. Well…. I’m here to take a stand and help you put them in their rightful place…..

When someone tells you that big is beautiful….or they’re pleasingly plump…or any other body positive nonsense…. kindly (or not depending on the amount of Christmas cookies they fucking ate) explain to them that they are right by simply saying ……..

“You are right….. You are not fat….. You are over nourished……. ”

Then drop the mother of all butterballs on them by explaining that they being over nourished equals……..PRIVILEGE……

It’s true….. Fat privilege exists…. If you are fat… you sure as hell aren’t starving…. or even hungry for that matter…. In fact… if their were a famine …..you would survive off of your fat reserves much longer than some poor kid living in a third world hellhole….

If you are a spokeswoman for body positivity … and you actually work…. (college is not work)… I can guarantee you are not working in a sweatshop…..Chances are you are not doing any job that would be considered labor intensive….(remember that the next time you want to flap your jowls about male privilege)…..

Same thing applies to the military…. (again… and you bitch about male privilege..??)….

No one….and I mean no one….. is getting fat off of carrot sticks and kale and other things that taste like despair…. so your taste buds are privileged too…. You can eat what you want…when you want… and never have to exercise because you are privileged and no one is going to call you out on your bullshit…..

So the next time you hear a woman squealing like the little piggy she is about fat shaming… Look her dead in the eye and tell her to check her privilege…..(But be careful because fat girls carry a lot of extra weight so they actually have big muscles under that fat and can hit pretty hard…. My advice….. RUN….. Don’t worry she has fat privilege …not fast privilege….she won’t catch you…..)

 

 

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