It’s Thanksgiving….And Here’s What I’m Thankful For….

Garfield the Cat once said that Thanksgiving is the day people celebrate having food by eating as much of it as possible…. I agree….It’s also a day to be thankful for friends…family…health…Hillary not being president…..and many other things…..

This year there’s something I’m especially thankful for….. and that is…….

 

SJWs don’t cook…..

 

The skinny ones live with parents who also don’t cook… and the beefier ones have parents that do cook…. To be honest…I don’t give a shit who cooks…I’m just glad that they don’t…

Here’s why…….

 

Most liberals are insane and they are ruining everything….. Whether it be the traditional pardoning of the turkey… or the Redskins playing football…. they HAVE to have something to bitch about…..

But… since they’re too lazy to cook….there’s one thing that we don’t have to hear them scream about….. and that is …..

 

That prepping a turkey is RAPEY…….

 

You shove things inside of it…..

You rub butter or oil all over it’s thighs…….

You rub butter all over it’s breasts……

Then you give it a full body massage with seasonings……

Once it’s cooking…. you give it a golden shower repeatedly with a turkey baster….

And when it’s done….you let others join in the fun by devouring it……

All the while…there is absolutely no consent……..

 

And that is why I’m glad they don’t cook…… And you should be too…… If they did…they’d be trying to ban the sale of turkeys….

 

So eat as much turkey as possible…… and have a Happy Thanksgiving…..

 

 

 

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