Raising Non-Binary Pets

It’s happening…. It’s really happening….. People are now raising there pets as if they not only understand…but want to be a part of this wonderful new trend called the sexual spectrum…. Will this madness never end…??

Of course… just like everything these trenders partake in….they can only do things half assed…. I haven’t figured out if this is due to pure laziness…. them honestly not giving a fuck….or the fact that they are too busy virtue signaling to have much time for other things….like….. taking the newest thing they are into seriously……

I guess when it comes to raising animals in a non-binary environment (that’s the only way I can describe such bullshit)…the fact that these assholes are lazy and not all that serious is really great for the poor animals that have to live with them…..

 

Here’s why……..

 

YOU CANNOT CHANGE NATURE…….. PERIOD…!!

 

And nothing will prove that point faster than trying to raise your dog so he or she (I know it is the proper pronoun for an animal…but for arguments sake here people) can sit … stay … speak and lie down in solidarity with you and the rest of your attention seeking friends….

Not to mention the fact that animal neglect and even worse….animal abuse …would have to take place to truly raise a non-binary pet….. Don’t believe me…??.. Here are a few examples…..

  1.  There would be no reason to spay or neuter your pet…. Think about it….. If they are no longer male or female… then you can trust that they can live together and not fuck one another (resulting in little baby animals that may end up at the pound)….because…well…..you don’t refer to them as male nor female…. so they must know that procreating is not natural at all just because you said so……
  2. You would have to rip the feathers off of your birds…..Male birds are usually very colorful…. while female birds are rather plain…If you are raising non-binary birds and you don’t want them to be either male nor female…well…those feathers have got to go…….If not….most people will be able to tell what sex they are just by looking at them and they may accidentally mispronoun them and that would just be fucking awful for a bird’s weak mental image……
  3. Same thing applies to species of fish that have different colors if they are male or female… They will have to be descaled….I love going fishing and eating what I catch and I have scaled many fish in my lifetime….Descaling dead fish is a real pain in the ass… so I can only wish you the best of luck when you try to scale your swimming friend as it’s wriggling around…
  4. If you have hamsters… guinea pigs…or any other rodent as a pet…. good luck trying to stop them from doing what males and females do…(fucking)…
  5. NUMBER 4 IS GOING TO BE EVEN MORE DIFFICULT WITH PET RABBITS..!!
  6. Reptiles may be the exception ….because a lot of time… one must use a probe to determine sex… It’s important to keep in mind….that some males also vary in color so hold on to that descaling tool you used on your fish…because you will more than likely need it…..
  7. For those that have “exotic” pets….. If you thought trying to change science was hard….??.. Add raw…wild instinct to the mix and let me know how that works out for you…..

 

There are a few reasons why raising a non-binary animal is fucking stupid….. It won’t work….The only thing that will come out of it is a greater potential for animal abuse….Not to mention the fact that animals have no idea what the hell is even going on…. So really…..doing things this drastic to draw attention to yourself is sickening…..

 

BUT NOT NEARLY AS SICKENING OR ABUSIVE AS RAISING A NON-BINARY CHILD…!!!!

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