How To Pick Up a Real Woman

Hi…..How are you..??.. Don’t I know you…??… What’s your sign…??.. Those are the basic icebreakers for conversation…. Well…. not the last one…but it could be if you are talking to the right woman….. Not the one that looks like she’s going to pull out her phone and call the cops because you eye-raped (looked) at her from across the room……

Meeting girls…that’s easy…. Meeting a woman…. That’s nearly impossible in this day and age…. They are few and far between….. And the few that do crawl out from wherever it is they might be…. are still full of these cute little pink things called…..

 

Double standards……

 

So… here’s how to tell the difference between a woman (full of double standards) and a real woman…. (reasonably rational)  …Girls (no matter their age can usually be spotted from miles away) have no place in what I’m about to teach you…..

 

It goes like this…..

 

You’re out….in public….. and you see a fetching gal…. You make eye contact…. You walk over….introduce yourself… She responds…. You get to talking….

Here’s where it gets tricky…..

At some point….usually sooner than later… She’s going to ask you what you do….. By all means respond….. BUT DO NOT ASK HER WHAT SHE DOES FOR A LIVING…..

Why not…??..

 

You don’t want to waste your breath talking to woman ….. You must find out if she’s a real woman in order to proceed……Whether she’s a real woman or not…. once you ask her about her “job” she’s going to go on and on and on and on about it and you’ll never know her realism until it’s too late…..

 

Cut to the chase…..

Simply ask her……..

 

What is the best thing you cook……???……..

 

If she gets upset…..she’s full of double standards and the conversation with her should be abandoned immediately…… (think about it… if you said you weren’t employed…she would have walked away from you)…..

In fact….. unless she gives an answer that sounds remotely appealing (something you would eat)……don’t waste your time….

And even if it’s something you would eat….it shouldn’t be something that you make for your single self…..

Saying “I make mac and cheese” is to a man what saying “I’m a trash man” is to a woman……

Now… if she does spout off with an answer and it sounds really good…..Remember this….

Women lie like Hell and are manipulative…. Know how to tell the difference…..

Sweet potato soufflé (I’m lying…I don’t know what’s in it)… can sound a lot like Sanitation Engineer….. (trash man)…. See where I’m going….??…

Usually asking her to list some ingredients will not only confirm she is telling the truth…but it will save you from having to hear about the Yoga classes she’s been teaching….(her job)….

So…. there you have it…. If you want to really even the field….when a woman asks you what you do….. just walk away…. Unless of course….she smells like biscuits…..

 

 

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