What’s Wrong With My Toes..??..

I hate feet…. All feet…. Even my own feet…… They disgust me…. I don’t understand how people can wear open toe shoes in public…. It’s gross…

Do you know what makes feet so repulsive….??..

It’s the toes….

Feet themselves are not all that bad…. Unless you have huge callouses on your heels….but toes…Toes are ugly …. They are stuck so close together…their entire lives…

And they all look different…Think about it….The front part of your foot is a very diverse place….On each foot there are ten toes….Those toes can be long, short, thin, fat, ugly, uglier….just like people….

And what do most people  do when they are around someone they don’t like for any length of time…??..

They try like hell to get away from that person….

 

And THAT my friends… is why humans get foot cramps….

 

Don’t believe me..??..

 

The next time you get a foot cramp….look down…. One of your toes is spread apart from the others…..desperately trying to get away….. It’s true…. That cramp your feeling is the inside muscle tearing from that poor toes struggle….

Now…. I’m not a podiatrist or claiming to be an expert here….but I think I’m right…..

I just wish I knew why things like this happen…. Was there a fight..??… I understand spending everyday with the same group can be trying…. especially for an average of about eighty years or so….so fights are about to happen….

But that makes me think of another question…. Why is the toe closest to the pinky toe always trying to flee…??.. Is he the instigator…..or maybe he’s the innocent victim….We’ll never know…..

I truly believe that since that’s the little piggy that didn’t have none…. maybe he’s just trying to take off for a bit so that he too can enjoy some roast beef…….

 

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