#VaginaChallenge

I’m sure anyone that reads my blogs must think I am an angry person…. I am not…. Actually… I am a very nice person… I just like to rant… A LOT… Though I may come off as negative…. my rants are actually very tongue and check… You just have to understand my sense of humor….

Speaking of humorous……. Women….and their vacuous ways…. never cease to make me laugh…. What the hell is wrong with them..??..

Every morning while I’m drinking my coffee…. I manage to stumble across some stupid thing a woman does or says…. Today I thought it was going to be how the women’s march praises Assata Shakur for being such a brave woman who fought for the rights of all women… She was a true leader…. Apparently she was also great at multitasking … How many women do you know that can fight for women’s rights and kill a cop and plan a prison break at the same time…  They think…..What a powerful woman….. She was so brave….

 

When I thought I had read the dumbest thing I could find… guess what pops up….??..

#Vaginachallenge…..

What the fuck is this…??

Well…. in case you didn’t know (or like me didn’t give a shit)…. 35% of women are afraid to say the word vagina…..

WHAT….!!??!!….

Oh…those poor women…. If only there was something someone could do to get them over that terrible fear…. Well…. There is…..

Vagisil is teaming up with another winning women’s issue corporation…Planned Parenthood… to end this business of vaginal fear… They call it the vagina challenge… All you have to do is look like a crazy bitch by screaming VAGINA in public for all to hear….

I can’t make this shit up….

For every video uploaded to social media…. vagisil will donate 5 whopping whole dollars …up to $25,000… to planned parenthood for women’s wellness….. How generous….

I took it upon myself to research vagisil and I learned two important things…

It’s kind of pricey… One little ounce of vaginal itch cream will run you about five bucks….. As will the odor blocking soap….. That means vagisil will have to sell 5,000 bottles of anti itch cream to recoup the money the are about to spend….

The second thing I learned is what vagisil is… It’s mainly for stinky…itchy vaginas….Foul….just fucking foul….

So… to all of the women out there that think you are so brave for screaming the word vagina like a banshee in heat….. I’ve got news for you… You are NOT brave….

If you were…. you’d be honest …. Bravery and honesty go hand in hand… and if you are expecting vagisil to put funds towards your health… you need to buy their product…. but in order to buy the product you must need a reason to use it….. So assuming you have the reason to use it…… here’s what you do….

Go get some….. Feel liberated….(or just more comfortable and less musky smelling)…..Take a video… Fuck it… you don’t even need a video…. Just go out in public and scream at the top of your lungs….

 

 

 

I HAVE A NASTY ITCHY INFECTED VAGINA….

 

Bravery and honesty……

Two birds…one stone…. and now you’ll have a little more credibility when you virtue signal how you are “Like so for women’s wellness” on Facebook……

 

Now…. go take a shower you filthy bitch…….

 

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