Manspreading……

 

Did you know that among many women and even some not so manly males…. manspreading is a real problem…??..  The world is a very crowded place and how dare men take up even more area when they do something as simple as sitting…..

For those of you that do not know what manspreading is…. let me fill you in…..

Manspreading –  When a man sits with his legs spread apart in a V shape possibly causing his knee to maybe bump against you if you’re on a bus.. train … or subway….

It’s an epidemic…. It is… I googled it and the word epidemic was right there in plain sight which means that it must be absolute truth….. There is no cure….Men are just going to sit around with their legs spread…. taking up as much room as possible with no regard to anyone around them….especially women…..

Why must they make things so hard for everyone around them…??

Could it be because they have a hard time sitting… ??.. That’s ridiculous… Women don’t have a hard time sitting ….so why would men…..Men just exploit their privilege every chance they get…  They need to dominate…Trust me…there’s no better way to exercise control than spreading your legs so everyone around you knows you have a dick….

 

Wait a minute…. I just had an epiphany………

 

Manspreading is not an epidemic…. Women spreading their bullshit (they call it feminism) is the epidemic …. Women take up a fuck ton of room wherever they go…..Way more room than a men do….and for no good reason….. A lot of the time they keep an area clear by wearing cheap perfume that would make a vulture gag….. No one wants to be subjected to that…..

Here’s the reality…. Men manspread because sitting on your balls is very very uncomfortable…. Any man that disagrees with this and says that manspreading is unnecessary has apparently lost his balls…… I suggest looking for them in his wife’s purse….

Speaking of purses…. Hey gals… Your purses take up a hell of a lot more room than the few extra inches a man needs so he’s not sitting like he’s got a corn cob and cactus hybrid shoved up his asshole….. Men need to spread their legs a little bit…. And they need the room to do this a whole hell of a lot more than you need a mini suitcase that carries around more shit than you’ll ever need….

What about the way women sit….??.. A lot of women sit with one leg crossed over the other… I’m pretty sure that on any form of public transportation…. it hinders their ability to balance properly and the bottom leg will more than likely shake causing the top leg to bounce around which may bump into the person sitting next to them… No one is bitching about this …. ??.. Why are they bitching about men possibly touching them then..?..

I think it’s because some women hate men… They want to control every single aspect of a man’s life…. On the other hand… they want to squeal about the fact that they’re single…

It’s true…. Women that complain about everything men do are usually single, have shrill voices and suffer from cognitive dissonance…. They are very confused…

Don’t believe me…??

The next time you hear some stupid woman bitching about a man spreading his legs a little bit so he’s not flattening his friends…. ask her if she’d be upset if a woman….. that identifies as a male… that doesn’t even have a dick…..can be found guilty of the same offense… She won’t know how to answer that…

If you really want to be a dick ask her why she’s not bitching about the tranny a few seats over that’s spreading …ummmm…what’s the pronoun…..??…his or her legs…??.. In a dress to boot… How FUCKING rude….!!

 

 

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