You Only Live Once

YOLO…..YOLO….YOLO……YOLO…..YOLOYOLOYOLO…..!!!!!!!!! Go ahead ….Do it …..YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE…..Don’t care about what others think….Be bold… Be brave….. Don’t be afraid….. You Go Girl…. No regrets… Fuck whoever you want…. Say whatever you want….YOLO….!!!!

If there was ever a stupid acronym competition…..YOLO would win….Hands down….. I can’t quite put my finger on what annoys me more about it…. The saying itself…or the stupid high pitch tone a chicks voice makes when she says it… ( “That’s my jam” causes the same equally irritating inflection)

Don’t get me wrong….Guys….( I say guys because no MAN would ever be caught dead saying something so retarded) say it too…. however…women are the main offenders…. It seems like they believe that saying YOLO makes making really stupid decisions ok….. It doesn’t ….. Just like saying “I don’t regret anything in my past…It defines who I am toady”….is BULLSHIT….. If you agree with that saying I just quoted or YOLO…. you’re either too young to know better or there’s just no hope for you…..

No matter what makes you say YOLO… please keep one thing in mind…. First off…reincarnation has not been disproven and if you can fuck up the plans for your next lifetime because of dumb ass mistakes in this lifetime….you might want to stop and think about what you might do before you actually do it……

If you believe in heaven or hell…. the same thing kind of applies….. but add the extra fear of where you may be residing for eternity…..

Since neither one of those reasons are anything more than hypothetical… Let me give you a damn good real reason why you should never use the acronym YOLO when you are faced with making a shitty decision….

YOYO…..

YOYO….

YOYO…..

There it is…. the new acronym that needs to come to your mind from time to time…..

 

Can you guess what it stands for…..??.

 

 

YOU’RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE…..

 

Now if you are young…. you’ll disagree…  But…. when you grow up…. you’ll know exactly what I am talking about…. The truth is…. You will make terrible and I mean terrible fucking choices when you are young from time to time…. and yes …you will regret those things and that’s ok too….but living your life with the YOLO mentality will only exacerbate the problem…..

I’m not saying that you shouldn’t live…. Go skydiving…spelunking…etcetera… Do things that can possibly kill you ..That’s living… Just try to keep yourself from doing things that will cause you to ruin the relationships you have with people you care about… You’ll want those people around when you’re older….. You might not agree now… But one day you will…..

So… before you decide to screw your sister’s boyfriend…. call your mom a bitch or drink and get behind the wheel of the car that your grandfather passed down to you …remember… You’re Only Young Once…so don’t be an asshole….

One last thing….

Please don’t use the acronym YOYO…. It sounds just as stupid as YOLO…..

One more last thing…

If you’re young and reading this and think I’m committing ageism or I’m agesplaining…..simply…..Fuck off…….

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