I Don’t Have Time For……

I don’t have time for that…. I never understood why people say such a thing…..Do seconds…minutes….hours and days run faster for you than they do other people..??.. What on earth are you doing that is taking up so much time..??.. I think nowadays everyone thinks they are out of time…when in reality….they have no idea how […]

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Dogs….. A Controlled Evolution….

Dogs love us way more than cats do…..In fact…they love us more than anything…. They evolved that way…. We domesticated wolves and over many many many years they evolved into animals that hardly resemble their ancestors and no longer care about natural instincts…They just want to lick us and stare at us and love us….That’s their lot […]

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Can I See Your ID..??..

Every single one of us has THAT friend….  The friend that gets pissed off when they get carded… It’s usually …..actually ….it’s always… a female friend…. Why does this happen…??.. What is it about getting carded that makes them turn into crazed animals….???       Maybe having a huge purse with way too much […]

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Sharks

Sharks don’t get cavities…..This is not due to their brushing and flossing skills….It’s because they don’t eat things they’re not supposed to…..and I’m not talking about sugar…..Sharks eat meat….Fish to be more precise….They like fish….A LOT….   They also like seals…otters….whales…and most creatures that live in the sea…… What sharks don’t like to eat are […]

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The Reason Kids Are Cute

Let’s all agree….Kids are cute…..Whether they’re your own or someone else’s…..their curiosity and genuine love of life is contagious….They tend to be clumsy which is always handy if you need a good laugh…they say the strangest shit and they ask good questions…. They sound like munchkins when they talk…. What’s not to love…?? But what […]

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Drive Thru Etiquette

  The drive-thru……The go to when you’re just too damn lazy to get out of our vehicles and walk ten feet…… Usually it’s laziness…but sometimes us not so lazy ass people use it because we’re actually so famished from doing physical labor that we can’t even muster up the energy to make a sandwich….Whatever the reason….we are in the […]

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Why ONLY Near Death???

We’ve all heard time and time again about near death experiences…. Hell … Some of you reading this may have actually experienced such a thing…. What I would like to know is why are  only near death experiences being discussed…?? What about near birth experiences….??  I believe they exist and here’s why………Babies are not always born […]

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