Cat Videos

I work a lot….. When I’m not at my job….I’m working around my house…. my deck….my yard….or my shed….So when I decide to wind down for the evening….before I put on a documentary….I like to watch a few cat videos….I must say…. They are evolving and I don’t mean for the better…..In fact….they’re turning into complete garbage…..Wanna know why…???….

 

Self absorbed assholes…….Yep…..you know the ones….Or maybe you are one of them…..If you are one of them…..please …..fuck….stop…… If you are not one of them…. you’ll now notice them as well….so all I can say is….I’m truly sorry for ruining your wind down entertainment…..

 

Here’s how to identify these jerks that are infiltrating YouTube……You see them……That’s it…..You see THEM on cat videos….. Why the fucking fuck are they on a cat video…??.. Because they were recording themselves doing absolutely nothing and their cat happened to show up and bite them or scratch them…(good kitties)….That…or they are taking videos of themselves with their furry friend and they decided to upload it to cat videos so they could actually get someone to acknowledge their sad existence……No one would know what these people looked like ….EVER….if they didn’t include themselves in a cat video…People give more shits about cats that they’ll never pet than they do these jerk offs….but they’ll never realize it because they are special and everyone is just dying to know more about them….. I have to say for the record since I’m all ready rambling that I feel the same way about selfies……but….I’ll save that for another post….

I just want to watch videos of cats that don’t have any people in them…. Is it too much to ask..??… I work hard…. I don’t have time to spend making videos of me and my own cat…Why should I have to see you with your cat..??…So if you’re one of the culprits I’ve mentioned…Get yourself a fucking job …If you can’t find a job….maybe you could consider teaching classes to other self loving individuals about the importance of tagging videos correctly so they won’t be seen unless someone types People Desperate for Attention in the search engine…..In the meantime…get over yourself and let your kitty have his or her moment of fame…….

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