Sharks

Sharks don’t get cavities…..This is not due to their brushing and flossing skills….It’s because they don’t eat things they’re not supposed to…..and I’m not talking about sugar…..Sharks eat meat….Fish to be more precise….They like fish….A LOT….

 

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They also like seals…otters….whales…and most creatures that live in the sea…… What sharks don’t like to eat are things that don’t live in the sea….. LIKE PEOPLE..!!

But what about shark attacks you may ask…… Well…that’s just it….people are attacked….but never really eaten by sharks…..Sure… some might even die….but other fish come along and eat them once the shark has left…..I think sharks like the idea of eating humans….but in reality they don’t like the way we taste…. And if you think about it…seeing if were edible is all they’re really doing….We are like a cheese platter at a party ….just wading to be sampled….Unfortunately for sharks we are samples solely made up of different colors of Limburger flavored cheese…..What a shitty deal….. Of course sharks have to taste us to make sure we really are inedible……And when they do………. people get hurt…and they overreact and say that a shark was trying to eat them…..That was certainly not the case….They were simply being flavor tested….. Maybe people are just so egotistical that they can’t come to terms with their flesh not quite being up to a sharks standards…so they have to act like they were almost eaten….Here are actual pictures to help one tell the differences between a shark attack and a shark actually eating a human…..

 

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Now that we have that covered ….hopefully people will stop giving sharks a bad name by saying things like I was attacked ….If someone tells you they were attacked….politely remind them that they were taste tested and they failed miserably….For any aspiring cannibals out there…..take the advice of sharks and don’t eat people….We’re not palatable….In fact…..WE TASTE LIKE SHIT..!!

 

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