Drive Thru Etiquette

 

The drive-thru……The go to when you’re just too damn lazy to get out of our vehicles and walk ten feet…… Usually it’s laziness…but sometimes us not so lazy ass people use it because we’re actually so famished from doing physical labor that we can’t even muster up the energy to make a sandwich….Whatever the reason….we are in the drive thru because we are hungry….Some of us are even starving to the point where are stomachs are beginning to slowly digest our spines (bones and all) …just to keep us from passing out behind the wheel on the way to the drive-thru…..

Why is any of this important..??….I’ll tell you why…..because there is a difference between hungry people and people that think they are hungry….People that think they are hungry can’t possibly know they are hungry because they haven’t done anything that day that would justify being hungry …… If you cannot translate what I just said you are one of those people….and the reason I had to write this post…..

Now…if you are rushing to the drive-thru before you pass out and kill a bunch of maybe I’m hungry people because you have been working all day and have burned twice the amount of calories that you took in this morning….you know exactly what I’m taking about and you can relate to what I’m about to say…..

There is a proper way to conduct yourself in the drive-thru……..

First off…..If you haven’t the slightest idea what you want….Go in…..Secondly….If you are picky and you need to make changes…..Go in……Third and most importantly…..If you are very picky or you have such terrible dietary restrictions that you need to make changes and I mean actual changes to the damn menu in order to eat anything from there…..Don’t use the drive-thru….Don’t go in….In fact ….Don’t leave your house to eat…..ever……..

If you are not one of those people…..That’s fine….but chances are….you are one of these people I’m about to mention….that make me equally nuts…..

When I am in the drive-thru I am there because I am actually hungry….My main objective is to get in and out as quickly as humanly possible….Now….I can’t do this if you leave a huge gap between you and the car in front of you……Pull up to that vehicles bumper….Kiss it if you have to….Just pull up…..Nothing on the planet pisses me off more than a leisurely not hungry self involved asshole sitting in their car oblivious to the fact that if they would just pull up a foot…a measly foot….I could pull up to the talk box and get me food started so it would be made faster so I could leave faster so I could get back to actual work in a timely manner…….So please….Pull your car……..( I swear….it’s always a fucking car….not a truck)……as close as you can to the car or truck in front of you…..and those who are like me will be much happier and we’ll get back to work faster and you’re world will be better because of it…….

I have included a picture for you not hungry people who still have no clue what I’m talking about……

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